Can a woman be satisfied? A joke comes to mind when pondering this simple yet infinitely puzzling subject. The joke goes something like this…
A couple women are going out for a night on the town, and decide to check out some hot spots that they had heard of through a couple friends. One of these spots intrigued both women, as the entrance was no more than a room with an elevator. Curious as they were, they decided to push the up button and see what happened. The elevator lifted them to the second floor, and when the door opened, a voice came over an intercom inside the elevator. The voice said, “In this room, you will find several men. These men are lower to middle class men. These men all have an average penis size of 5 to 6 inches. If you’d like to get off here please exit now, otherwise hit the button to the next floor up.” Both women looked at each other, nodded and pointed up. The pressed the button to the next floor. Upon arriving, the doors opened and the voice came over the intercom again. “This floor contains middle to upper class men. They are all handsome and romantics. Each of these men has an average penis size of 6 to 7 ½ inches. If you’d like to get off on this floor, please exit now or push the button to go to the next floor.” Again, both women chose to go to the next floor. Upon arriving on the next floor, the doors opened and the voice yet again came over the intercom. “This floor contains upper class men who love children. They are all handsome and successful. All of the men on this floor have at the very least an 8 ½ inch penis. If you would like to stay on this floor, please exit now otherwise press the button to the next floor.” Both women again decided to go one more floor to see what else was in store for them. Upon arriving to the next floor the doors opened, revealing nothing but a huge sign with bold print. It read.
“This just goes to prove, there’s never any man good enough for a woman.”
I have been trying to figure out what would without a doubt satisfy a woman, and I’ve yet to come up with any answer to that question. When I say satisfy, I don’t necessarily mean sexually. As most of us know, there are very few women in the world today that do enjoy sex with a man. When I mean satisfy, I mean completely. Sexually, spiritually, mentally and emotionally. And I don’t mean short term satisfaction either. I mean for the long haul. Some women can be satisfied for a while with a man who is really good looking. Others can be satisfied for a while with a man who has a lot of money. The one thing that always seems to stay the same however is that they are only satisfied for a brief period of time. I admire couples who have been married for 30+ years. Women that are in relationships that have lasted such a long time are the last of their kind. Expectations have been raised so much, that it’s pure luck if a guy gets a woman to just love him for who he is, and doesn’t try to change him to fit her perfect model of what a man should be. I know that a lot of women are scoffing at that, due to all of the “pressure” that women are under these days. Billboards and signs along the road with a picture of a model for instance. The constant bombardment of weight loss. Here is the irony in that. All of that pressure that is being put on women, is being put on by other women. For some reason women are even more competitive than men are in that, they are always trying to look better than the other, always have to have more than the other, always have to have better clothes than the other. Having said that, I believe that a lot of the reason men are not able to satisfy women is this. Other women are constantly flaunting what they have in their men, whether it be a huge bulge in the pants, or a couple hundred thousand in the bank. It then becomes a competition to get either what that other woman has, or better. This puts us guys at a disadvantage, in that our women are always on the lookout to better deal us, just so they can have bragging rights. And here’s the crazy part, once they’ve achieved what they’ve set out to achieve, then it’s onto the next challenge. A lot of women of course will not achieve such things, and so what happens? They settle for what they have and pretend to be satisfied. They become distant from their men, and merely exist because they don’t think that they will be able to do any better. The bad thing for us guys is that we will forever and always be involved in a relationship that is for lack of a better word, false.
How many times have us guys asked our women, “what’s wrong?” And she replies, “nothing.” I can’t even begin to count how many times that has happened to me. And now I have a problem. If she didn’t want to tell me what was wrong, and I pry enough and finally get her to open up, how do I know that she is being truthful, and just not giving me the old blow off routine? There is no way to know, and so we just play dumb and nod our heads. I can tell you now, that the majority of problems that women have are due to other women. Being a married man, I am put in a hard spot. I love my wife, however I will never know if she truly loves me, or if she’s just settling. My wife is no model by any means. My wife is pretty heavy, but I don’t really care about that. Looks in a woman come second and even last when it comes to how she makes me feel about myself, and how if feels when we’re together. I just don’t understand how I can be so non-critical of my wife, and accept her for who she is and for what she is, and I can’t get that same thing back. It’s enough to make me want to turn gay.
